TODAY'S TOP TEN LIST

AND NOW...From the home office in Frozen Groin Saskatchewan...


THE TOP TEN WOMEN I'D LEAST LIKE TO SEE NAKED IN PLAYBOY MAGAZINE :

10)  Hillary Clinton


9)   Star Jones

8)   Any Jackson except Janet

7)   Nancy Grace

6)   TIE:  Camilla Parker-Bowles and Ellen Degeneres

5)   Whoopi Goldberg

4)   Conchata Ferrell (Berta on 2  1/2 Men)


3)   Cloris Leachman

2)   Rosie O'Donnell

AND... the #1 woman I would LEAST like to see naked in Playboy Magazine:


1)  JOAN RIVERS

Honourable Mentions:  Donatella Versace and Kris Kardashian.




Now, if you'll excuse me...I'm felling a tad nauseous...