WHITNEY

Whitney Houston died Saturday. She was 48. The cause of death has not yet been made public. Paramedics were called to the hotel In Beverly Hills where Whitney was staying during Grammy festivities in the afternoon, and found her unresponsive in her room.. Paramedics' attempts at CPR failed and she was pronounced dead at 3:55 p.m. PST. There were no signs of foul play. Whitney had been planning to attend Clive Davis' annual pre-Grammy Awards party. (It was Clive who discovered and signed her to Arista Records in the early 80's). Such a gifted performer. Such a troubled lady. I hope she's finally at peace.

THE TEN BIGGEST A-HOLES IN SHOW BUSINESS

(In no particular order, but numbered because I like to number things)




10) Kanye West:  2 words:  SHUT UP
                           15 more words:  TAYLOR SWIFT SHOULD HAVE HAD HER BODYGUARDS KICK THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR SORRY ASS.




9)  Alec Baldwin:  See above, but substitute the words "YOUR DAUGHTER" for "TAYLOR SWIFT"

8)  Russell Crowe:  His huge ego is matched only by his anger management problem.

7)  Joan Rivers:  Her material is downright ugly, which might be tolerable if she wrote it herself.












6)  Charlie Sheen:  Hey…I like Charlie, but…WHOOP…WHOOP..WHOOP…WHOOP..WHOOP…WHOOP. 
 Pardon me friends... that's just my a-hole detector going off!!!

5) Lindsay Lohan:  There's part of me that feels really sorry for her but her attitude needs a whole heap o' fixin.












4)  3-WAY TIE:  Jessica Simpson's Father/Lindsay Lohan's Mother/Lindsay Lohan's Father:  There's a special place in hell reserved for those who pimp their kids.  Earn your own money, and have your respective daughters cover up their boobies.


3) Uggy (the dog from "The Artist"):  Uggy doesn't care who he poops on in his ruthless claw to reach the poochie yummies.  To his credit though, I heard he peed on Donald Trump's pant-leg.


2)  Rosie O'donell:  She's mean, she's fat, she's ugly, but hey…she keeps getting hot chicks to lick her naughty bits.  B*TCH!!!

1)  Ricky Gervais:  He's an over-rated one trick pony with an ego matched only by Russell Crowe's anger management problem. ( Refer back to number 10, but substitute

the words "KIM CATTRELL" for "TAYLOR SWIFT").


















Trust me folks, this is just scratching the surface of the show business scum-bucket pool.  Another 10 will undoubtedly find their way to this blog in the nearest of near futures.
     

FINGER FUN

NBC and the NFL are apologizing for the "rude gesture" flipped by British hip hop singer M.I.A. during her halftime performance at yesterday's Superbowl.


M.I.A. joined Madonna and Nikki Minaj onstage and was singing the new Madonna hit "Gimme All You Lovin" when she flipped the world the bird.


TSK, TSK!!! Naughty rapper!!!


An NFL spokesman blamed NBC's broadcast delay system.  An NBC Sports Spokesman said it was the NFL's fault for putting on a half-time show featuring hip-hop entertainers.


YAWN!!!


NFL BIG-SHOTS TAKE NOTE:  If you hire rappers to be the half-time entertainment at a family oriented sporting event and expect them to behave themselves, you're idiots.  Obscenity is their stock-in-trade.  It's what puts them booties in the seats!   Want a trouble free show?  Hire the Muppets.


And what (you ask) about Madonna's performance???


Another big YAWN from me.


P. Diddy tweeted that Madonna gave "the best half-time performance of all time".  I guess crystal meth has a way of making the world look rosier.