DEAR ALEC BALDWIN

Following my letter to Santa yesterday, (just kidding by the way folks...I love Santa), I decided to vent a little more and write a letter to someone else who I'm a little annoyed with...


Dear Alec Baldwin,


You sir are an ass.  Your history of being a boor and verbally abusing people, including your young daughter, has been widely reported. Now we hear about you getting booted off a plane for being an idiot after a flight attendant told you to turn off your i phone.  Were you born a jerk or has money and celebrity turned you into one?


Do the public a favour and spare us another hollow apology like the one your publicist wrote for you after you  humiliated your kid for the world to hear.  Here's what I think you should do:


1)  Give your head a shake.


2)  Give a million dollars to the flight attendant you freaked out on.


3)  Go back to your shrink and tell him your treatment isn't working.


4)  Shut the F*ck up and act like an adult instead of like Jenna on 30 Rock.




Best wishes,
Dave MacLachlan


PS:  The coffee is for closers.