THE TEN BIGGEST A-HOLES IN SHOW BUSINESS

(In no particular order, but numbered because I like to number things)




10) Kanye West:  2 words:  SHUT UP
                           15 more words:  TAYLOR SWIFT SHOULD HAVE HAD HER BODYGUARDS KICK THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR SORRY ASS.




9)  Alec Baldwin:  See above, but substitute the words "YOUR DAUGHTER" for "TAYLOR SWIFT"

8)  Russell Crowe:  His huge ego is matched only by his anger management problem.

7)  Joan Rivers:  Her material is downright ugly, which might be tolerable if she wrote it herself.












6)  Charlie Sheen:  Hey…I like Charlie, but…WHOOP…WHOOP..WHOOP…WHOOP..WHOOP…WHOOP. 
 Pardon me friends... that's just my a-hole detector going off!!!

5) Lindsay Lohan:  There's part of me that feels really sorry for her but her attitude needs a whole heap o' fixin.












4)  3-WAY TIE:  Jessica Simpson's Father/Lindsay Lohan's Mother/Lindsay Lohan's Father:  There's a special place in hell reserved for those who pimp their kids.  Earn your own money, and have your respective daughters cover up their boobies.


3) Uggy (the dog from "The Artist"):  Uggy doesn't care who he poops on in his ruthless claw to reach the poochie yummies.  To his credit though, I heard he peed on Donald Trump's pant-leg.


2)  Rosie O'donell:  She's mean, she's fat, she's ugly, but hey…she keeps getting hot chicks to lick her naughty bits.  B*TCH!!!

1)  Ricky Gervais:  He's an over-rated one trick pony with an ego matched only by Russell Crowe's anger management problem. ( Refer back to number 10, but substitute

the words "KIM CATTRELL" for "TAYLOR SWIFT").


















Trust me folks, this is just scratching the surface of the show business scum-bucket pool.  Another 10 will undoubtedly find their way to this blog in the nearest of near futures.